The 1st Annual MSAA Mad Dash Microthon will be held at the Drums on Parade Alumni Tailgate on Saturday, 1 July 2023, in Middleton, Wisconsin.
What is the MSAA Mad Dash Microthon?
The MSAA Mad Dash Microthon is the most (the only?) prestigious event for the least elite, non-athlete, and/or Madison Scout fan. Put on your numbered bib (like the real racers!) and run, walk, crawl, skip, and roll. Whatever it takes to get across the 0.1K tailgate from the brat stand to the beer stand and claim your coveted MSAA Mad Dash Microthon Finisher's Medal (aka bottle opener) and oval "0.1K" sticker to let other drivers know "Hey, I'm better than you!”.
Your $30 entry fee to register for the MSAA Mad Dash Microthon goes into the C.H. Beebe Scholarship Fund, which will be used to provide tuition grants for members of the Madison Scouts.
https://scoutsproshop.com/collections/events
Is 0.1K too far for you? Would you consider 38.3 feet? No? Oh well, then the Slacker's Package is for you. You get all the swag and none of the sweat. Sure, it's double the price at $60, but if we know you, you'll pay anything not to have to run – plus, you know it supports the C.H. Beebe Scholarship Fund and the Madison Scouts.
https://scoutsproshop.com/collections/events
May You Never Mad Dash Alone!
See you at the Tailgate!